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10 REASONS TO VOTE FOR MITT ROMNEY

Submitted by ckc on Mon, 10/15/2007 - 00:00
Mitt Romney on campaign trail
  1. While serving as CEO of Domino’s Pizza he killed the Noid after a bloody, 27-hour battle.
  2. Yes- Mormons are weird. But has anyone ever met an evil Mormon? Okay, maybe Harry Reid.
  3. He won America’s heart playing Dr. Doug Ross for 108 episodes on ER.
  4. He located Saddam Hussein in a spider hole in Iraq.
  5. He can buy you and sell you 17,081 times over.
  6. He has vowed to end the Alien-United Nations alliance that has kept us all in chains to the Interstellar Protectorate of Alpha Centauri since 1945.
  7. No man can know his sorrow.
  8. He had nothing to do with the rise of the Nazi party in Germany in 1930s.
  9. He’s an animal lover.
  10. He is the only man alive who can kick Chuck Norris’ ass. Pray Chuck Norris never goes berserk with Hillary Clinton in the White House.
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